Gear

You want to do blow where Tony Montana did blow? Yes. Do you yearn to call people pieces of chit while wearing an all-white suit? Yes. Then today is a big day in the life of you because for $1000 a night you can rent the mansion that was in…

When most of us think of man caves we envision huge spacious areas, with plush couches, TV-o-plenty, beer flowing from every corner and all things that scream MAN! Well, the truth of the matter is a man cave is just an escape sometimes. And it…

I just had the pleasure of plopping down a hefty sum of money for a wedding band. What a treat. The things you do for love. If I’d had a friend that could make me one from beginning to end, things could have been different.

Utah Jazz forward Al Jefferson is 6-foot-10 and weighs 265 pounds, so you’d expect him to require a big bed. But not this big.

Forget those nuts that dangle from a tow hitch, for a mere $400 your car, truck, or SUV can now be more white trash than you are by having it's own stripper pole. It looks like well built contraption, although I wouldn't test it's weight limit…

Designed and constructed by California-based firm Aerofex, the hover bike is controlled by the driver's knees and propelled by two downward facing rotors. As for what it can do, no one is really sure of it's limitations, but human testing has been…

Now you can text, play "Words With Friends," and cave in a dude's skull all at the same time! Ideal scenario for everyone that's ever lived. Grab this nonsensical phone case for $154 at Urban Outfitters.

Sadly, I don't have many details about this beauty other than I like it and I want it in my collection, which is currently consists of no cars because I'm a poor writer living in squalor. Send help. Send Sally Struthers. Have her bring me this car…

Days after Warren Sapp had to auction off his incredible sneaker collection to pay his baby mama's, we get to peer into NBA All-Star Joe Johnson's shoe closet. It's excessive, frivolous, and spectacular. Check it the f*ck out. 

Perfect car for an enthusiast's collection or someone who just so happens to own the Minnesota Vikings. This old Jaguar Flajole Forerunner boasts a 180hp engine and a max speed around 140 mph. If that doesn't sell you on buying this consider that…

Kim Kardashian bought Kanye West this very car for his latest birthday -- must have big ol bucket seats for her ass -- and Platinum Motorsports just dropped this video showing how it was built. Watch. Drool. Become jealous. Repeat as necessary.

Introducing the revolutionary 3-in-1 Beer Shot Light glass by Highwave, a company that we assume is full of potheads. The Beer Shot Light glass is only 19.00 for a set of two. Not bad for something that will get you drunk and help you start an…